Smart Toilets Rule

This is a warning to my older friends. Perhaps, it is a silent gift given that will make growing old easier. No more poking and probing. Your caregivers will simply escort you to the facility where you will pose for an anal photo. Your toilet will already be designed to visually identify your anal print.

Instead of calling us Senior Citizens. They will call us “Smart Asses.”

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